so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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