she was so not down for the gang bang
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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