how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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