He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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