my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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