On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
A+ Viking dick
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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