then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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