So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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