Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It's official drugs can't kill me
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
