my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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