That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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