just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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