You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
pray to the hookup gods
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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