two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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