Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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