glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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