Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
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I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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