This girl is more easily done than said...
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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