Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue