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(419): View more from Ohio

idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night

(248): View more from Michigan

he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit

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(419): idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night (248): he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit http://tfl.nu/a46h

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(404): View more from Georgia

Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.

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(404): Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again. http://tfl.nu/0won

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(847): View more from Illinois

everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.

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it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.

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(847): everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool. (224): it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you. http://tfl.nu/qam8

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(507): View more from Minnesota

We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.

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(507): We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them. http://tfl.nu/g8a0

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(248): View more from Michigan

Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

You suck.

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(248): Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier. (1-248): You suck. http://tfl.nu/uyss

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.

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(715): I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win. http://tfl.nu/jyaa

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(989): View more from Michigan

I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.

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(989): I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic. http://tfl.nu/vt43

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(979): View more from Texas

For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.

(512): View more from Texas

You. Win. At. Life.

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(979): For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280. (512): You. Win. At. Life. http://tfl.nu/wgzm

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(317): View more from Indiana

I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?

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I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?

(317): View more from Indiana

Can you ship it to me then?

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(317): I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink? (467): I moved out 2 weeks ago remember? (317): Can you ship it to me then? http://tfl.nu/bovq

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(720): View more from Colorado

Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.

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(720): Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad. http://tfl.nu/6s4w

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(605): View more from South Dakota

She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.

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(605): She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating. http://tfl.nu/imu2

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(646): View more from New York

Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.

(347): View more from New York

Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!

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(646): Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee. (347): Wait a min, you had drugs last night?! http://tfl.nu/3nfc

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(519): View more from Ontario

I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats

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(519): I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats http://tfl.nu/z216

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(513): View more from Ohio

Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.

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(513): Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team. http://tfl.nu/xqxm

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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.

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(440): I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house. http://tfl.nu/ronf

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