We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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