sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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