He is an equal opportunity slut.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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