the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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