Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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