me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he fucked my hip out of place.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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