She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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