I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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