Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
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Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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