I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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