We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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