I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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