So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
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State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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