glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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