i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Farmville is her only friend.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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