I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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