You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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