My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
