walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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