I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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