i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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