We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
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I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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