A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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