So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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