I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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