So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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