If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank you for not boning my boss.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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