dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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