the new term for farting is butt boxing.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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