i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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