Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
why is half of my head shaved?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
