But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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