Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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