so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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