I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
dude. I can hear the air.
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