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:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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