Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
